Get a Copy of My First Book!
Orders are live for Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed !
I’m so excited to announce that as of October 26th, my first book is officially available to purchase! You can order her through any of the retailers linked below:
I spent the past year working to create the perfect guidebook to help you cheese sluts worship our lord Cheesus. In true cheese preacher style, I designed her off of the real Holy Bible, separating all of that sacred intel into two glorious parts: The Old Testament and The New Testament. The first part tells the story of how Cheesus was discovered and also covers both cheesemaking and the different types of cheese. The new testament covers everything you need to know about worshipping Cheesus, from buying to storing, serving, tasting, pairing, plating, and cooking. I’m serving you cheese platter ideas, my favorite recipes, and page after page of cheese erotica and sensual photography.
October feels so far away, but I’m so excited to get this bible into your hands! I hope you enjoy her as much as I loved making her for you.