Cheese Sex Death Events

Come get your cheese slut on, raise a toast, and have your bible signed. Still need a copy? No worries, just add a copy of Cheese Sex Death to your ticket or buy one on site.

Can’t wait to worship Cheesus with you!

1/28 The Festival of Imbolc: An All Sheep’s Milk Tasting with Beautiful Rind in Chicago, IL

Sunday at 2PM and 6PM CT. Get tickets to the first seating here and the second sitting here.

We’re joining forces with Erika Kubick of Cheese Sex Death for a cozy all sheep’s milk cheese tasting inspired by the festival of Imbolc. This ancient Celtic celebration marked the beginning of lambing season and the sheep’s lactation cycle. Randall and I will guide you through a magical lineup of 5 sheep cheeses, each paired with a special seasonal accompaniment. Prepare for an enchanting night of deep winter revelry where you’ll learn all about cheesemaking history, pagan tradition, sheep breeds, and the many different kinds of cheeses made from ewe’s milk! After class, I will be signing copies of Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed. Your ticket to the cheese heathenry includes: a 101 sermon on the basics of cheese worship, a tasting of 5 cheeses inspired by the winter solstice, each paired with a curated accompaniment, and a book signing.

2/12 Hot Cheese: Galentine’s Day with All Together Now in Chicago, IL

Monday at 6–9PM ET. Get tickets here!

Teaming up with All Together Now for a hot and saucy cheese party featuring all-you-can-eat Raclette, cheese flowers, fondue, and more! Expect toe-curling accompaniments and titillating beverage pairings that will set your heart aflutter. Tickets are $65 for the feast and a beverage pairing of your choice (both boozy and N/A options available). Come hungry and ready to party! Get tickets here!